Archive - Voicenotes From A Friend

Voicenote #8: Gray Hair, Don’t Care (But Also Kinda Do)

It started with a single gray hair (which I obviously plucked.) Then...

21 hrs ago •

Vanessa Cornell

9:43

Voicenote #7: Let The Men Stay On Mars

This one feels controversial.

Jul 1 •

Vanessa Cornell

9:24

June 2025

Voicenote #6: Confessions Of A Serial Furniture Rearranger

Listen now | I thought I was just rearranging my office, but it ended up rearranging me.

Jun 24 •

Vanessa Cornell

7:35

Voicenote #5: What To Do With The Manspreaders

It started with a seat at a Knicks game (mine) and the urge to shrink inside it.

Jun 17 •

Vanessa Cornell

5:52

May 2025

Voicenote #4: I Was SO Tempted To Throw My Kids Off The Boat

I’ve Trained My Family To Treat Me Like Alexa And I’m DONE.

May 15 •

Vanessa Cornell

9:00

Voicenote #3: Zen And The Art Of Being All Out Of Fucks

The Surprising Gifts Of Hot Flashes And Burning Rage

May 15 •

Vanessa Cornell

5:55

Voicenote #2: Friends, But Make It Superficial

I Had A Social Life Everyone Envied, But No One To Call

May 15 •

Vanessa Cornell

10:21

Voicenote #1: It’s 10PM, Do You Know Where Your Children Are?

Our Parents Sure Didn’t

May 8 •

Vanessa Cornell

9:02

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